MetaPorn Summary
- Videos: 790,094
- Last Updated: August 19, 2024
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#1. About MetaPorn
Don’t worry, this is not the end of your life, and you are not dead. Although sure, it does feel like heaven when you open the MetaPorn.com front page. With a glimpse, you can see that this free tube site from 2000 has all the porn videos and niches you could want. But let's look closer because maybe it’s just the awesome cover. Its network consists of PinFlix, PornHD, GetHDPorn as well as PornRox.
#2. First Impressions
Despite a few flaws that you’ll notice later, MetaPorn looks marvelous. The stylish, shadow-free logotype and clean structure are awe-worthy. It’s been a while since I was impressed with a design, but this one is light, pure, divine, and amazing. Those are the signs of a great design and how the experience makes you feel. However, it doesn't make much sense if you were to analyze MetaPorn using your logical brain.
For instance, the category thumbnails look horrible in almost all cases. I know that scene thumbnails are automated and random, but to have randomized pictures for categories is unacceptable. Some of them are of horrible quality, too. For example, the female orgasm category or Indian wife porn one, those are like 640x480 resolution images stretched more than a whore’s butthole.
#3. Content & User Experience
There's a simple reason behind this site's huge collection: It doesn't host all the videos. Instead, MetaPorn indexes the top tube sites (xHamster, Tube8, PornHD, XVideos, etc.) and lets visitors browse all the content in one place. As a result, download and streaming options will depend on the site you get taken to. However, each thumb shows where you will be redirected, the video length, and which categories the clip belongs to. If you're looking for HD videos, you can find more than 700,000 of them in the appropriate category. The biggest category of them all is anal (and you know that we enjoy anal porn networks), which is like 10x wider than anything else there. If you’re on the opposite spectrum and stream vaginal sex scenes only, MetaPorn could look like a desert.
As far as the user interface is concerned, MetaPorn looks great and is clean, but it only has a few features or sorting options. Visitors can browse videos and categories or use the basic search; there are no search filters, just a long list of categories. The pornstar index is also minimalistic, acting as not much more than a content overview. Another way to sort clips is through the channels or tubes section. The latter sucks since there are only six or seven sites, and you have no reason to seek a specific tube anyway. Some filters for length, date, and quality go a long way too.
The other flaw of MetaPorn is that it has no features. You get no clip previews, and no matter how many times your cock will be on the thumbnail, that sucker shall remain static. It’s so essential that the good looks make me mad. It’s like picking a hot blond babe only to discover that she’s a tranny. Sure, I’d still fuck them but do something about that. Also, some of the MetaPorn links will lead you to a broken page, and again, that’s one of the “breaking bugs” if you understand the game lingo.
#4. Conclusion
If you've never come across a site like this, MetaPorn is a place that indexes and lists videos from all the top free porn sites. It's clean and fast but could also use more features. It can get embarrassing.
