TeenCurves Summary
- Videos: 142
- Pornstars: 165
- Bonus Sites: Part of Team Skeet
- Last Updated: August 13, 2024
Quick Navigation
- - About Teen Curves
- - Content Breakdown by Categories
- - First Impressions & User Navigation
- - Porn Content & Performers
- - Conclusion
- - Sites Like Teen Curves
#1. About Teen Curves
This is a free bonus site of the Team Skeet network. For more details and insights, see our full review.
Rounds bottoms have been a fascination of many men and women. Everyone loves a good ass to fuck or squeeze hard. Teen Curves website specializes in just one thing only, thick butts. Today, we’ll find out if it’s worth your time.
Calling themselves the exports of round asses, Teen Curves was launched in 2013 and is under the umbrella of the TeamSkeet network.
#2. Content Breakdown by Categories
It’s easy to guess the most dominant categories, so here are a few more.
#3. First Impressions & User Navigation
Teen Curves doesn’t experiment with the design, nor does it have to, and sticks to the golden formula. Load the page, and you have asses all over the place. From delicious thumbnails that lead to trailers to the latest pornstars.
For me, the most important part is, indeed, free trailers. Tiny animations at the top or random few-second clips don’t do it for me. You should be concerned if the porn site doesn’t give anything for free. Why would anyone hide the best-selling content, right? Unless it’s trash. While the Teen Curves site hides the upload dates for non-paying members, it’s still active. Maybe not updated as frequently as some would prefer, but more about that later.
All the important bits are at the bottom, where you can find the refund policy, privacy policy, and frequently asked questions. As you know, TeamSkeet is a highly successful (and respected) network and doesn’t play games regarding members' locality or hidden charges.
As for the layout, it’s straightforward and with all the bells and whistles. From live thumbnails in the member area section to the comments section, we’ve mentioned a few issues in our original TeamSkeet review. It’s nothing serious.
#4. Porn Content & Performers
Some prefer tits, while others go for butt. I’m the ass man, and juicy bottoms drive me like nothing else. Sometimes you go for petite sites and then switch to the likes of Brazzers. So where does the TeenCurves site stand? It’s in the realm of bigger butts, which made me more than excited.
Having streamed all the videos from a year ago until now, I was disappointed with the content. It starts promising, with teasers and booty shaking. Sluts spread their cheeks, pour oil as if their lives depend on it, and do other “classy” acts. There is no single template nor perspective, but expect plenty of POV among different angles. Instead of scenarios, you get a “sexy dance,” and then we go straight to fucking.
The video quality is good, and so is the lighting. Ass smacking, fingering, oral, and all the porn bits are here. The biggest disappointment for me was the lack of anal. It’s a site that explores awesome asses, which boggles my mind! That sounds like a lost opportunity to me. I’d be okay with at least a single ass fucking scene every two months or so, but that’s not the case. Unless their tagging system is as buggy as Windows 95, I was extremely unlucky with all the videos.
#4a. Update Frequency
Despite being one of the more popular sites, it only gets one new monthly upload. Almost 60 other sites have much better weekly schedules; all included for the same price.
#4b. Pornstars
I want to start with the male performers since that’s where the site crumbles. There’s one decent-looking guy and JMac; that’s it. Others (three or four) just don’t do it for me, with awful beards or dark dicks glued to their white body. If you watch casual guys Caucasian or African American porn only, this won’t be your cup of tea. No, it’s not about the race, just an overall picture of them. Styling makes them look like Jersey Shore douchebags. Call me whatever you like, but this is the first time I had to skip through many videos because of the actors.
They fuck like your ordinary guys, so the performance itself is not bad. Some moan a bit, but most have the decency to keep it quiet. You might want to investigate trailers to see if you have similar feelings toward them. It’s one of the more popular sites for some reason. So, it could be my problem.
Female pornstars are all teens and primarily good-looking. There’s a mix of white sluts, some Asians, and exotics from everywhere. Most aren’t widely known, which means it’s more for a new talent discovery. Lots of deepthroat action and other takes that show experience. Sadly, cum swallowing is as rare as world peace. Still, browse hard enough to find Cassidy Banks, Mandy Muse, and Lena Paul.
#5. Conclusion
It might have uploaded one hundred videos, but Teen Curves performers or cinematographers have yet to charm me. The women are fine, and most have a nice thick bottom, while male actors are among the worst. Even worse, these pornstar’s full potential is never utilized as videos are strictly vaginal, no anal here.
Other than that, I could name ten other (and much better) bonus sites from the same network. This one alone is not worth joining TeamSkeet.